Star sign

[NottinghamWhite]

No Taurus, Cancer or Libra as yet

[Deleted User 728]

You can twist the descriptors of each sign as much as you can bend the newspaper "readings" every morning - they're very vague.

However, I did once have a life chart made for me by a mate's mum who was in to it and it did make for very interesting reading.

I don't hold any truck personally but it can be a bit of fun .. especially when you meet someone who's a vehement believer

Way back in the 1970's, her indoors read my star sign forecast out from that day's Sunday paper. It said that I would be getting a promotion at work. As I was Computer Manager, with nowhere to be promoted to, I said what a load of rubbish it was and my situation was proof. The following day, I was asked to go down to head office for a meeting. I arrived at head office on the Tuesday to be offered a mega promotion to General Manager. I still think its a load of rubbish but her indoors permits herself a knowing smile.

[Deleted User 728]

I'm aquarius, btw.

It’s a bugger init, having your birthday so close to Christmas

Mine's Jan 30 so it's just after payday

[JimK]

Sagittarius here.

[Davycc]

Woman visits a medium who tells her. "There is no easy way for me to tell you this, so I'm going to be quite blunt with you."

"OK," she says "I'm ready for the bad news. Fire away."

"You must prepare yourself to be a widow, the cards clearly show that very soon your husband is going to die a grisly death."

The woman sits silently staring at the cards, then takes two deep breaths and feeling more composed, asks, "So will I get away with it?"

[Barlow Boy]

I'm aquarius, btw.

It’s a bugger init, having your birthday so close to Christmas

Sues birthday is 20th December so you can’t go out for a meal because of all the Christmas parties going on. Awful time to have a birthday. Myself & my 2 son in laws have our birthdays between 14th -26th February so always go out for a decent lunch to celebrate, we even bring the girls along

Even February is still a bit close, I would have preferred something like June and July so you can go away over here with a decent amount of sun.

I’m January 21st, so it’s alwasy cold, dark and miserable. Our wedding anniversary is December 15th (Mrs B wanted a Christmas wedding), so it’s an expensive couple of months.

[Davycc]

Try being a Halloween baby

[Barlow Boy]

Try being a Halloween baby

I don’t know why, but I could have guessed that somehow .

[Wigan White]

Try being a Halloween baby

I don’t know why, but I could have guessed that somehow .

[johnh]

Mine is St Patrick's day, March 17th. Always guaranteed a lively time! Once asked my Mum why I was called John Patrick and not Patrick John. She said 'because your older brother is called Michael and we didn't wan't you to be known as Pat & Mick'. The Pat and Mick jokes were prevalent at the time!