funny comments from Leeds United players

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Reporter to Strachan: So,Gordon, in what areas do you think Boro were better than us today? Strachan: "What areas? mainly that big green one out there..." Another Strachan classic: "Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?" Strachan: "you are spot on, you can read me like a book!" and finally, Reporter: "Gordon, what is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?" Strachan: "i don't do impressions"

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a Giles classic quote: "our attitude was - an eye for an eyelash"

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Brian Clough to Norman Hunter: "Hunter, you're a dirty Barsteward and everyone hates you. I know everyone likes to be loved, and you'd like to be loved too, wouldn't you?" Hunter: "actually i couldn't give a feck."

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Vinny Jones: "i'm a conservative but i talk for the ordinary working classes. I get on with the boys in the pub, but i can also mix with prince andrew. I understand both levels!" he followed with "i would never say no to becoming an MP."

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Vinnie Jones: "John Wayne never ever disappointed his fans, because he was a cowboy."

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Norman Hunter: "Ken Bates has never been afraid to shirk any responsibilities."

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And my final one although not funny deserves inclusion! Rodostin Kishishev: " When i finish with football, i will be able to say that 'i played for Leeds United'. No one will ask which division i was in, they will just know that it was the biggest club that i played for."

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Batty was the one and to this day I don't know if he's the funniest man in the world, saying this completely deadpan, or if he really didn't give a flying fig and treated football as a job :
(on winning the league, sitting on Lee Chapman's sofa)

" Aye .. it were a bonus "

[Sheepy]

Batty was the one and to this day I don't know if he's the funniest man in the world, saying this completely deadpan, or if he really didn't give a flying fig and treated football as a job :
(on winning the league, sitting on Lee Chapman's sofa)

" Aye .. it were a bonus "

Must be a Leeds thing to refrain from emitting any emotion at all.

I recall the same day when we won the league, was al reet.

[NottinghamWhite]

Must be a Leeds thing to refrain from emitting any emotion at all.

I recall the same day when we won the league, was al reet.

Twas a good night at Anfield I must admit