What will free me from the shackles of following a seemingly forever lack lustre Leeds United where the results on Saturday usually plunge you into despondency and gloom hoping desperately, like Mr Micawber, that something will eventually turn up?
Why is that the Leicesters, Burnleys and Blackpools of this world with less resources can, seemingly, consistently, throw up good sides , whereas it seems United are once again destined for the mid to lower half of the table at best?
What is wrong with the ethos at Elland Road where a team, undeservedly one of the best supported in the land, just have to have a player score 2 or 3 goals for him then, inevitably, to become the target of more ambitious clubs?
Can any fellow long suffering supporter out there throw any light on the topic and put me out of my misery?