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Reminds me of Keith Miller the Aussie cricketer. During the second world war, he was a fighter pilot. After the war, when he was playing for Australia in a Test Match against England, a reporter asked him did he feel any pressure when playing. Miller said 'Absolutely not, pressure is when you are in a Spitfire and you've got a Messerschmitt up your arse.
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Sone crackers there, “Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes” “I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.”
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A variation on the 'my father's looking down on us' one is 'he's on the roof pinching the lead'.
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A German tourist jumped in the river and saved a dog from drowning.Upon getting back up on the bridge he checked the dog out and told the owner that"zer dog iss ok,und vill be fine"She asked if he was a vet?He replied,"Vet? I'm facking soaking!"
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I've had to close my chicken dating agency due to financial problems.
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I was struggling to make hens meet
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