Did you hear about the explosion at the Cheese Factory?
Apparently there was de brie everywhere!
The funny corner
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PockWhite wrote:Q. Which is the most musical fish?
A. The piano tuna.
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Chinese takeaway - £9
Delivery charge - £1
Realising the idiots have forgotten one of your dishes - Rice-less
Delivery charge - £1
Realising the idiots have forgotten one of your dishes - Rice-less
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Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.
He's Espanyol
He's Espanyol
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There's a new TV show on tonight it's all about origami.
Its paper view
I found a wallet today & as a good Christian I thought...
What would Jesus do ?
So I turned it into wine.
After my wife died I couldn't even look at another woman for over 10 years.
But now I'm out of jail I can honestly say it was worth it
Its paper view
I found a wallet today & as a good Christian I thought...
What would Jesus do ?
So I turned it into wine.
After my wife died I couldn't even look at another woman for over 10 years.
But now I'm out of jail I can honestly say it was worth it
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NottinghamWhite wrote:Just got myself a new dog the only problem is he will only take commands in Spanish.
He's Espanyol
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Father: Question everything lad.
Son: Why?
Father: Just bloody do it, OK?
Son: Why?
Father: Just bloody do it, OK?
I once played against Don Revie.
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
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was fired from the keyboard factory today.
Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...
Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...
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Men Jokes - Making a change from blonde jokes!
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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