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daib0 wrote:didn't mean to be controversial! :roll:
Not at all, my friend. Now if you could just arrange for your lot to ruin Colin's automatic promotion chances we'll say no more about it. ;) :thumbup:
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Maths Teacher " if I have 5 bottles in my left hand and 6 in my right hand, what do I have ? "
Student " a drinking problem "

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch.

Sat watching TV when the wife walked past and turned it off. After a few minutes staring at a blank screen, I thought that's not on.
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My father was a failed magician and apparently I have two half sisters somewhere.
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Two Parrot's sat on a perch.

One of them says, "Can you smell fish?".
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Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny

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HAHAHAHAHA !!

Brilliant :D

EXTREMELY BAD LANGUAGE RIGHT AT THE END !
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Davycc wrote:Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny

I did LOL.......v. funny
Might have to take an interest in the Premier League now....
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1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
I once played against Don Revie.
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johnh wrote:1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
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