The funny corner

[johnh]

Really annoyed by people who set Bonfire night fireworks off in October. Really frightened the cat who shot up the Christmas tree.

[yorkfan]

Think I'll give Halloween a miss this year ......... after all, I've been chomping sweets and wearing a mask since March.

[NottinghamWhite]

My family and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop...

I've just taken the lead!

[ChilwellWhite]

I used to work in a pop can crushing factory,
I had to quit . It was soda pressing

[NottinghamWhite]

Lockdown is looming again. I've just seen a bloke in ASDA buying 6 crates of San Miguel, 30 paellas, 30 chilli con carne and 10 sombreros.
Hispanic buying.

[ChilwellWhite]

Just saw a sign "Coffin for sale"

I thought that's the last thing I need

[yorkfan]

Southampton, having temporarily gone top of the league, and under advice from Donald Trump, have launched a "Stop The Count" action in The High Court.

[johnh]

Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.

[rigger]

Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.

[Davycc]

Gave up my job in bomb disposal as there was too much box ticking involved.

Have used that one already