I was sat outside with my pet ants, Bob and Dylan, when a gust of wind blew them away.
I was devastated.
Why?
"The ants are my friends and they're blowing in the wind..."
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- Wigan White
- Arthur Fairclough's milliner
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The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
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A lorry carrying a large load of Roget's Thesaurus overturned and shed its load. Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken-aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded.
I once played against Don Revie.
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Enter password.
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
I once played against Don Revie.
- BrighouseWhite
- David O'Leary's baby-sitter
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Charles Dickens serialised 'A Tale of Two Cities' in newspapers.
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times
I asked Bonnie Tyler out for a coffee. I said 'Starbucks'. She said 'no'. I said 'Costa" she said 'you must be joking boyo'.
I think she was holding out for a Nero
It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times
I asked Bonnie Tyler out for a coffee. I said 'Starbucks'. She said 'no'. I said 'Costa" she said 'you must be joking boyo'.
I think she was holding out for a Nero
There's light at the end of the tunnel and the future's looking very bright indeed.
Re: The funny corner
johnh wrote:Enter password.
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
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Numb errigger wrote:johnh wrote:Enter password.
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
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Davycc wrote:Numb errigger wrote:johnh wrote:Enter password.
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
Jesus.
Sometimes I'm glad when my brain can't process something like that ..
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Rigg's, pinched this from an Everton website. I went through what you went through so thought I'd give you the same chance.rigger wrote:johnh wrote:Enter password.
local
Password must contain a number.
localanaesthetic
Sorry John, but I don't get it. I've read it about ten times and it makes my brain hurt.
Please explain.
I once played against Don Revie.
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My stupid brain got it right away lol
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The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders
The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders