The funny corner

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Selby White
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yorkfan wrote:Image


I blame The Stranglers.
Was a question on pop master this morning was that song.
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Don't know if this is from Saturday's program

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Just had a text message from a mate of mine. He’s caught Covid-19 off his cat. Don’t ask me-ow.
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Hadn't realised the problem of calling our new dog 'Shark' until I took him to the beach.
I once played against Don Revie.
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johnh wrote:Hadn't realised the problem of calling our new dog 'Shark' until I took him to the beach.
Fantastic. :lol:
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Sheffield United have moved all their home games from Bramall Lane to the Crucible Theatre due to the fact that they now need snookers.
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Paddy goes in the pub. 'Mick' he shouts someone just stole your car. 'Did you see who it was' says Mick. 'No' says Paddy, 'but I got the registration'.
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Just found the image of Jesus in a tub of margarine - can't believe its not Buddha.
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Wife to husband who is sat in the armchair reading the paper. 'I have hoovered up, cleaned the windows, done the ironing and now am having to make your dinner. Do you know what that says about you?' Husband says 'I'm patient'?
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Met a girl the other night. I said, "I'm gonna make love to you in my lounge, bedroom, kitchen, and the hallway!"
She said, "It's nice to pull a bloke with your kind of stamina!"
She was gutted when I took her back to my caravan!
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