Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.
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Me Neither....Davycc wrote:Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.
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I don't know about you two, but I've spent a lot of time hanging out near the front of those big farm buildings waiting for some kind of acoustic plucker to turn up to test something else out, but they never do either ..CorkWhite wrote:Me Neither....Davycc wrote:Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.
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The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?
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Nah, come on, you know what that means : he's taking a player off (who may or may not be injured) to change the shape.Davycc wrote:The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?
That's fair enough !
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yeah true, just think its good tatics to take an injured player off as well . Not really in the spirit of the thread I suppose #failrigger wrote:Nah, come on, you know what that means : he's taking a player off (who may or may not be injured) to change the shape.Davycc wrote:The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?
That's fair enough !
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"Not at the races"
What does that even mean ??
It doesn't make sense .. they're playing - albeit poorly - so they ARE at the event.
What does that even mean ??
It doesn't make sense .. they're playing - albeit poorly - so they ARE at the event.
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I think you may be taking it a bit literal.rigger wrote:"Not at the races"
What does that even mean ??
It doesn't make sense .. they're playing - albeit poorly - so they ARE at the event.
May as well not be there playing that bad.
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I saw Billy Paynter try it once, but he missed.rigger wrote:I don't know about you two, but I've spent a lot of time hanging out near the front of those big farm buildings waiting for some kind of acoustic plucker to turn up to test something else out, but they never do either ..CorkWhite wrote:Me Neither....Davycc wrote:Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.
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Columbia had a "Purple patch" tonight