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Re: The funny corner

Postby Sniffer » 06 May 2018, 11:07

daib0 wrote:didn't mean to be controversial! :roll:


Not at all, my friend. Now if you could just arrange for your lot to ruin Colin's automatic promotion chances we'll say no more about it. ;) :thumbup:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 09 May 2018, 10:12

Maths Teacher " if I have 5 bottles in my left hand and 6 in my right hand, what do I have ? "
Student " a drinking problem "

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch.

Sat watching TV when the wife walked past and turned it off. After a few minutes staring at a blank screen, I thought that's not on.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 10 May 2018, 07:45

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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 10 May 2018, 15:35

My father was a failed magician and apparently I have two half sisters somewhere.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Get the kettle on » 12 May 2018, 17:56

Two Parrot's sat on a perch.

One of them says, "Can you smell fish?".
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 17 May 2018, 13:21

Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny

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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 17 May 2018, 13:34

HAHAHAHAHA !!

Brilliant :D

EXTREMELY BAD LANGUAGE RIGHT AT THE END !
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Re: The funny corner

Postby mapperleywhite » 17 May 2018, 20:36

Davycc wrote:Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny



I did LOL.......v. funny
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