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Re: The funny corner

Postby Sniffer » 06 May 2018, 11:07

daib0 wrote:didn't mean to be controversial! :roll:


Not at all, my friend. Now if you could just arrange for your lot to ruin Colin's automatic promotion chances we'll say no more about it. ;) :thumbup:
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 09 May 2018, 10:12

Maths Teacher " if I have 5 bottles in my left hand and 6 in my right hand, what do I have ? "
Student " a drinking problem "

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch.

Sat watching TV when the wife walked past and turned it off. After a few minutes staring at a blank screen, I thought that's not on.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby NottinghamWhite » 10 May 2018, 07:45

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Re: The funny corner

Postby ChilwellWhite » 10 May 2018, 15:35

My father was a failed magician and apparently I have two half sisters somewhere.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Get the kettle on » 12 May 2018, 17:56

Two Parrot's sat on a perch.

One of them says, "Can you smell fish?".
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Re: The funny corner

Postby Davycc » 17 May 2018, 13:21

Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny

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Re: The funny corner

Postby rigger » 17 May 2018, 13:34

HAHAHAHAHA !!

Brilliant :D

EXTREMELY BAD LANGUAGE RIGHT AT THE END !
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Re: The funny corner

Postby mapperleywhite » 17 May 2018, 20:36

Davycc wrote:Just a warning just a couple of swear words but very funny



I did LOL.......v. funny
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Re: The funny corner

Postby johnh » 29 May 2018, 10:46

1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.
The Prime Minister has been in our house.
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Re: The funny corner

Postby daib0 » 29 May 2018, 11:36

johnh wrote:1981
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2005
English Prince gets married
Liverpool win Champions league
Pope dies

2018
English Prince gets married
Liverpool goalie saves Pope's life.

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