The funny corner
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Re: The funny corner
My Chinese neighbour said that he's just opened a crows shop, I said "don't you mean a clothes shop?"
He says no a crows shop.
I said "OK I'll have to swing by and have a rook".
He says no a crows shop.
I said "OK I'll have to swing by and have a rook".
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Re: The funny corner
Bloke and woman in bed, middle of the night they get a knock on the door, there's a bloke stood there with a torch, "sorry to bother you, but can you give me a push?"
the bloke goes back in and tells the missus, she says "give him a push, you'd appreciate it if you were in trouble".
Bloke goes outside, looks round and hears a voice, "I'm over here mate, on the swing".
the bloke goes back in and tells the missus, she says "give him a push, you'd appreciate it if you were in trouble".
Bloke goes outside, looks round and hears a voice, "I'm over here mate, on the swing".
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Re: The funny corner
How times have changed ...
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Re: The funny corner
mapperleywhite wrote:
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Re: The funny corner
I don't get it.mapperleywhite wrote:
"A man with new ideas is a madman. Until his ideas triumph."
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Re: The funny corner
???SiMamu wrote:I don't get it.mapperleywhite wrote:
Caninet is bare, ain't it!!!
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Re: The funny corner
It ties in with their prediction of Trump becoming POTUS around the same time = the punchline