The funny corner

[Davycc]

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

because it's two gross.

[Wigan White]

I had a happy childhood.

My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills.

Those were good years

[Saxon]

Strange but true stories.
Scottish league 20/21.

Inverness Caledonians v Ayr United.
Robot camera picked up bald head of linesman instead of ball.
Paying viewers were not pleased.

Taliban fighters in Afghanistan recognized a Celtic shirt worn by a newsman. They asked him, "How's the search for a new manager going?"

David Cox,manager of Albion Rovers quit during a game against Stenhousemuir, he was taunted by sick members of the opposition about his failed attempt at suicide.

St Johnstone, start the season loosing 7 out of 10. 3 goals scored, 10 against. Don't look good. End up the season winning the 2 Scottish cups and up up 5th in the league.
Our ex striker Kemar Roofe's goal from his own half against Standard Liege likely to win Scottish 'Goal of the year' award.

[Davycc]

Russian dolls. They're full of themselves.

[Davycc]

Are people born with a photographic memory or does it just develop?

[Wigan White]

Police just knocked on the door and asked where I was between 5 and 7.

"Primary school" I said.

[yorkfan]

Did you know that Yul Brynner, a huge Liverpool fan, never once used aftershave.

That’s right, Yul never wore cologne.

Sorry!

[Wigan White]

Just had my house decorated.

The painter was a jet2 pilot who is on furlough at the moment.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

[Davycc]

Just watching the Italy v Switzerland game and it got me thinking, the Swiss in general don’t have a lot going for them other than their flag, that’s a big plus!

[johnh]

A Vicar, a priest and a Rabbit go into the blood donation clinic. I think I'm a type-o says the Rabbit.