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PockWhite wrote:

Last week we had some really torrential rain accompanied by fantastic thunder and lightning. Tracey stood for over an hour looking through the window. Eventually I thought I'd better let her in.

She says I should really be from Yorkshire as I'm a tad tight. Don't know where she gets that from, only last Sunday I told her I was heading to the pub and to get her coat. "Ahh you're taking me out" she said.
Don't be daft I told her, I'm turning the heating off.

Wife asked her husband 'is it OK for my mother to come down this week-end' Husband says 'I thought she liked it in the loft'.

From my Facebook page.


BEWARE,
There's a bloke on here called Buster, who keeps sending me loads & loads of video links of the 1970's glam rock group, The Sweet.
Does anyone know a way, there's got to be a way,
To block Buster!

Brilliant

No one does humour like the Irish. I thought it was a new episode of Father Ted.

That's chuffing priceless !!

"Bigger towel now !"

WARNING - there's some bad language in the video above, just so you know