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Re: The funny corner
Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 10:38
by NottinghamWhite
daib0 wrote:Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
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Re: The funny corner
Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 11:31
by daib0
NottinghamWhite wrote:daib0 wrote:Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"
horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did you win anything"
horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything", so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.
The horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies "thats me when I played for Juventus”.
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I ain't so clever, what d'you think? Still, gives me equal pleasure to share them!
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 15:18
by Deleted User 728
Great comment in today's
Guardian under the Heck article :
"Luke Ayling"... no surprise he's sidelined. Sounds injury-prone. Or am I being excessively nominative-deterministic?
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 16:47
by johnh
Bit 'high falutin' for a tabloid rag that.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 07 Feb 2018, 16:52
by Deleted User 728
johnh wrote:Bit 'high falutin' for a tabloid rag that.
I assume that anything other than
The Daily Telegraph is a tabloid, John ??
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 08 Feb 2018, 11:09
by NottinghamWhite
If ever you feel your job is meaningless, just remember...
Its someone's job to fit indicators at BMW
My mates just phoned me in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection & the satellite dish. Poor buggas no woman no Sky
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 08 Feb 2018, 11:12
by NottinghamWhite
Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife
The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”
Patrick replies “I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 11:20
by ChilwellWhite
rigger wrote:Great comment in today's
Guardian under the Heck article :
"Luke Ayling"... no surprise he's sidelined. Sounds injury-prone. Or am I being excessively nominative-deterministic?
Thank goodness Google is my friend
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 09 Feb 2018, 13:58
by Deleted User 728
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 10 Feb 2018, 09:39
by BrighouseWhite
A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)
Okay, okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter
(robot slaps the son again!)
Okay Alright, I was watching porno.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porno is!
(robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)
