My wife once informed me...
"Sex is better on holiday"
That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 11 Aug 2018, 07:44
by daib0
Looks like Bayern are ready for the season....
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 11 Aug 2018, 09:46
by Davycc
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 16 Aug 2018, 19:00
by Davycc
May have been posted before, if so apologies
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 17 Aug 2018, 08:46
by ChilwellWhite
Why not put Brendan Rodgers in charge of Brexit ?
He managed to get Celtic out of Europe in just 180 minutes.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 19 Aug 2018, 09:47
by Davycc
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but
CATSCAN
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 20 Aug 2018, 07:35
by daib0
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.
I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity"...
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 22 Aug 2018, 20:23
by cheffy007
Jose Mourinho goes into a travel agents to book a short break. “Where do you recommend?” He asks, “you can’t beat Brighton at this time of the year” came the reply.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 08 Sep 2018, 15:09
by NottinghamWhite
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp
It's unthinkable
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 08 Sep 2018, 15:11
by NottinghamWhite
If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance