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Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 Sep 2018, 09:07
by ChilwellWhite
NottinghamWhite wrote:If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance

:lol:

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 20 Sep 2018, 19:28
by Davycc
Whoever invented the knock knock joke...

Should get a Nobell prize.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 20 Sep 2018, 21:22
by daib0
"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 09:46
by daib0

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 09:54
by johnh
daib0 wrote:"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."

Bob Monkhouse.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 23 Sep 2018, 17:26
by johnh
Married couple having problems went to the Marriage Guidance Counsellor. He had a list of questions for each of them and one question for the husband was 'what is your wife's favourite flower. His answer was 'self-raising'.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 24 Sep 2018, 12:02
by daib0
haha, you couldn't do this if you tried!!

https://twitter.com/FoootballPlanet/sta ... 08096?s=19

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 08 Oct 2018, 19:21
by johnh
After years of medical training a guy was struck off for an indiscretion. The indiscretion was that he slept with a patient. A real shame, as he was a really nice guy and a good Vet.

Re: The funny corner

Posted: 09 Oct 2018, 20:53
by Deleted User 3289
Steve Coogan getting interested in Horse Riding.


Re: The funny corner

Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 16:01
by PockWhite
Just seen Michael J Fox at the garden centre.

Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia.