NottinghamWhite wrote:If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 20 Sep 2018, 19:28
by Davycc
Whoever invented the knock knock joke...
Should get a Nobell prize.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 20 Sep 2018, 21:22
by daib0
"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."
daib0 wrote:"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."
Bob Monkhouse.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 23 Sep 2018, 17:26
by johnh
Married couple having problems went to the Marriage Guidance Counsellor. He had a list of questions for each of them and one question for the husband was 'what is your wife's favourite flower. His answer was 'self-raising'.
After years of medical training a guy was struck off for an indiscretion. The indiscretion was that he slept with a patient. A real shame, as he was a really nice guy and a good Vet.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 09 Oct 2018, 20:53
by Deleted User 3289
Steve Coogan getting interested in Horse Riding.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 16:01
by PockWhite
Just seen Michael J Fox at the garden centre.
Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia.