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Re: The funny corner
Posted: 01 Aug 2020, 08:23
by yorkfan
The wife’s asked if she could have a bit of peace and quiet while she cooks the breakfast.
So I’ve taken the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 01 Aug 2020, 08:27
by Selby White
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 09 Aug 2020, 08:11
by yorkfan
One from the world of publishing ................. Yorkshire proofreaders - fighting the war on t’error.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 09 Aug 2020, 20:41
by johnh
Most people have heard of Karl Marx but no one ever mentions his sister Onya who invented the starting pistol.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 11 Aug 2020, 13:07
by yorkfan
What do you call a Magician who can’t do magic tricks anymore?
Ian!
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 11 Aug 2020, 15:22
by Davycc
Got sent this. Not sure whether to laugh or be angr
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Re: The funny corner
Posted: 15 Aug 2020, 20:15
by johnh
The Grief Counsellor was so good at his job that when he died, no one went to his funeral.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 16 Aug 2020, 10:10
by NottinghamWhite
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 24 Aug 2020, 11:42
by johnh
A plumber asked me for the time, I said its between 8 am and 5.30 pm.
Re: The funny corner
Posted: 24 Aug 2020, 13:38
by Davycc
If a door key opens a door and a house key opens a house. What key opens a banana?
