LUFCTALK

I was walking past our local mental hospital the other day, the patients were the other side of the fence shouting, 13, 13,13,13.
The fence was too high to look over so I took a peep through a knot hole, some idiot poked me in the eye, everyone then shouted, 14,14,14,14

It was 23 last time I looked.

Ha ha, be warned people.

BIOLOGY EXAM:

This is straight from Scotland.

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

Prison restaurant run by criminals named best restaurant in Cardiff.

That's real, by the way.

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk ... story.html

Something else that's real: Dennis Wise's haircut, from yesterday's cup coverage

Also appearing on Eastenders. Boy that Linda Carter doll must be small

Dennis's Dad & his little brother?

Dennis in a more familiar friendly pose!

Had a major development in my life recently.Things will never be the same. I've bought a universal remote - the moment I saw it I thought 'this changes everything'