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Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 10:40
by Another Northern Soul
Morning all, got an idea brewing but it's a bit vague so bear with me.

No point going into too much detail as it might never reach production stage but I'm writing a very unusual comedy series and one of the many characters is a local cinema manager struggling to make his business a success. One reason for this, and it's silly, is that a local hoaxer keeps changing around the letters of the current film the cinema is showing. The hoaxer happens to be the next door business owner which happens to be the local theatre.

Anyway, I'm looking for anagrams - rude but not offensive is fine too - of famous and popular films which a local cinema might show. I've looked around on th'interweb but they're all a bit lame really, the ones I've seen.

I did like Thong Lube Joke = The Jungle Book though :D

Now, the prize - well it's 'dubious' really - if any are chosen then the originator will have his name in the show's credits, if & when it's made. I've written 5 episodes so far, they're all very short, and do have a media company working on it with me, so progress is steady, this isn't just a fantasy :D

Thanks all.

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 16:21
by Another Northern Soul
Well this has gone down well I see :lol:

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 16:30
by Selby White
Shy Cop - Psycho

Act in it - Titanic

Bit basic I know but got the brain ticking so will try come up with better.

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 18:55
by Another Northern Soul
Selby White wrote:Shy Cop - Psycho

Act in it - Titanic

Bit basic I know but got the brain ticking so will try come up with better.
Better than I could muster, thanks SW :D

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 20:26
by Wigan White
The Hog Farted - The Godfather

Nearest To A Urinal - National Treasure

Urban Lender - Blade Runner

Anal Brick - Black Rain

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 21:03
by Another Northern Soul
Brilliant, National Treasure especially!

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 08 Jun 2016, 22:14
by Selby White
Heaven likes a poser - Shakespeare in love

Abnormal Billy Idol - Million Dollar Baby

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 09 Jun 2016, 00:06
by Deleted User 728
Selby White wrote:
Abnormal Billy Idol

That sounds like a film I would watch ;)

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 09 Jun 2016, 00:55
by Deleted User 728
Rampant Teeth = The Apartment

Pets Get Earache = The Great Escape

Wino Reward = Rear Window

Bat Race = Cabaret

Neighing In Trains = Singing In The Rain

Elite Homos Kit = Some Like It Hot

The Hard Mint = The Third Man

Vote Rig = Vertigo

2001 : Doc Sees Payday = 2001 : A Space Oddysey

Telltales Sees Penis = Sleepless In Seattle

Face Rape = Cape Fear

Resealed Wag Here = Where Eagles Dare

Try A Harvested Fungi = Saturday Night Fever

Girdle Of Thorns = Lord Of The Rings

A Nice Zit, Ken = Citizen Kane (call the lead character Ken !)

Re: Film Anagram competition, with a possible prize!

Posted: 09 Jun 2016, 07:34
by Selby White
The Hog Farted - The Godfather

Hit Gents - The Sting

Concrete Chef on ninth - The French Connection