LUFCTALK

johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.

Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !

Davycc wrote:

johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.

Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !

Me Neither....

CorkWhite wrote:

Davycc wrote:

johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.

Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !

Me Neither....

I don't know about you two, but I've spent a lot of time hanging out near the front of those big farm buildings waiting for some kind of acoustic plucker to turn up to test something else out, but they never do either ..

The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?

Davycc wrote:The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?

Nah, come on, you know what that means : he's taking a player off (who may or may not be injured) to change the shape.
That's fair enough !

rigger wrote:

Davycc wrote:The manager is making a tactical substitution. OK so if a player gets hurt its not tactical to replace him with someone who can actually move?

Nah, come on, you know what that means : he's taking a player off (who may or may not be injured) to change the shape.
That's fair enough !

yeah true, just think its good tatics to take an injured player off as well . Not really in the spirit of the thread I suppose #fail

"Not at the races"

What does that even mean ??
It doesn't make sense .. they're playing - albeit poorly - so they ARE at the event.

rigger wrote:"Not at the races"

What does that even mean ??
It doesn't make sense .. they're playing - albeit poorly - so they ARE at the event.

I think you may be taking it a bit literal.
May as well not be there playing that bad.

rigger wrote:

CorkWhite wrote:

Davycc wrote:

johnh wrote:Couldn"t hit a cow"s arse with a banjo. Could apply to 90% of the attempts on goal in the World Cup which go about 10 yards over the bar and into row Z.

Now I've spent a bit of time in fields, some containing cows. Never have I seen someone attempt to hit one on the derriere with a stringed instrument !

Me Neither....

I don't know about you two, but I've spent a lot of time hanging out near the front of those big farm buildings waiting for some kind of acoustic plucker to turn up to test something else out, but they never do either ..

I saw Billy Paynter try it once, but he missed.

Columbia had a "Purple patch" tonight