The funny corner
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One's very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One's very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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If two vegans have an argument is it still called a 'beef'?
Or is it a quornfrontation ?
Or is it a quornfrontation ?
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A man who lost his ears in a freak accident has had a groundbreaking operation of having two pigs ear grafted on in place.
A hospital spokesperson said, "The operation was a success and the man can hear, though he's experiencing a lot of crackling!"
A hospital spokesperson said, "The operation was a success and the man can hear, though he's experiencing a lot of crackling!"
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Got stopped by a policeman who uttered the fateful words. 'Blow into this bag sir'. I was puzzled as I was out for my walk. 'Why' I asked, ' because me chips are hot' he said.
I once played against Don Revie.
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My neighbour's little lad got a bike for Christmas and he seems to have a tiny Edam cheese strapped to its handlebars…
Think it must be his baby bell!
Think it must be his baby bell!
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My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants...
Roll on 2022!
Roll on 2022!
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One of my New Year resolutions for 2022 is to get inside a tyre and roll down a hill every day...
It's going to be a good year!
It's going to be a good year!
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Novak Djokovic is the only player to be knocked out of a major tennis tournament through missing only 2 shots
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Ahaha. I was really surprised when I found out that in our local store on Christmas, packing paper was handed out for free ... a strange promotion