A Spanish magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three.
He says " uno, dos..." And then * poof * .. He disappeared without a tres !
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And a Spanish fireman came to live in London, married a lovely English girl.NottinghamWhite wrote:A Spanish magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three.
He says " uno, dos..." And then * poof * .. He disappeared without a tres !
They had two sons; he named them Hose-A and Hose-B !!
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And a Spanish fireman came to live in London, married a lovely English girl.NottinghamWhite wrote:A Spanish magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three.
He says " uno, dos..." And then * poof * .. He disappeared without a tres !
They had two sons; he named them Hose-A and Hose-B !!
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I was asked to provide a new password the other day, I tried Mydick but was told that it was too short.
Anyway, I tried my full name, MaplethorpeYorickDick and that was accepted.
Anyway, I tried my full name, MaplethorpeYorickDick and that was accepted.
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 3 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 100 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."
The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."
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To whoever stole my antidepressants. I hope your happy now.
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And the Lord said to John 'come forth and you will received eternal life'. But John came fifth and got a toaster.
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- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?
- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.
- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!
- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.
- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!
- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
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So what if I like to sit at the back of my wardrobe and read a book.... ?
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The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
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The Funny Corner
When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney
The Thrones Murders